Showing posts with label Ace. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ace. Show all posts

Monday, April 15, 2019

My Days at Dover Taxi - Remembering Things Past



Funny, the things that pop into your mind. This song, a cabdriver's lament, was composed nearly 50 years ago and performed in the waiting area of the taxi office. I dedicate it to the memory to all those who lost their minds, or at least part of them, in the service of Dover Taxi of Dover, NJ.



The Ol' Airball Express

Forget about 3 Summers
and those trips to Kennedy,
I”m sending you to Victory Gardens -
Go pick up 303.
And, if that ain't to your liking,
Wait till you hear the next address.
Don't you know you're riding
On the ol' airball express.

Do you remember Thursday?
You were sitting on your mike.
I think I heard you tell your fare
I wasn't very bright.
There's a good one at the station
And a stiff down on De Pew.
It won't be hard to figure out
Which one I'm giving you.

(Repeat ad infinitum,
or until the police drag you away.)

Thursday, December 11, 2014

The Astral Herbal: First Kindle Edition




Just released, the Kindle edition of the seminal work by me, Michael "Ace" Toscano, and Bob Ricciotti that sent Astrology buffs everywhere frolicking through woods, fields and swamps hunting down medicinal herbs compatible with their signs. It's the ground-breaking book "The Astral Herbal: An Astrologer's Guide To Medicinal Plants."

Download The Astral Herbal onto your phone and have the plant descriptions and illustrations with you when you go out stalking the medicinal herbs associated with your sign.

And follow The Astral Herbal on Facebook.