Saturday, December 11, 2010

Today's News: Government Leaks & Name Changes




Changing Names. I was thinking, "What kind of name is 'The Situation'?" It's not all that, if you know what I mean. Then, I see some preacher changed his name to "Captain Awesome." Duhhhh. How 'bout Captain Douche Bag. Me, not to be out done, I'm changing mine, too. Here's my new driver's license:
That's Me - Man Witha Plan

Government Leaks: I know I may soon be facing charges of Treason, but what the heck. With all the talk lately about the deficit, I thought I might expose you to a bit of reality - the deficit goes up every year regardless of who's president and what party they represent. Here're some stats going back to 1975 when the deficit was just over half a trillion dollars.


09/30/2010
09/30/2009
09/30/2008
09/30/2007
09/30/2006
09/30/2005
09/30/2004
09/30/2003
09/30/2002
09/30/2001
09/30/2000
09/30/1999
09/30/1998
09/30/1997
09/30/1996
09/29/1995
09/30/1994
09/30/1993
09/30/1992
09/30/1991
09/28/1990
09/29/1989
09/30/1988
09/30/1987
09/30/1986
09/30/1985
09/30/1984
09/30/1983
09/30/1982
09/30/1981
09/30/1980
09/30/1979
09/30/1978
09/30/1977
06/30/1976
06/30/1975

13,561,623,030,891.79
11,909,829,003,511.75
10,024,724,896,912.49
9,007,653,372,262.48
8,506,973,899,215.23
7,932,709,661,723.50
7,379,052,696,330.32
6,783,231,062,743.62
6,228,235,965,597.16
5,807,463,412,200.06
5,674,178,209,886.86
5,656,270,901,615.43
5,526,193,008,897.62
5,413,146,011,397.34
5,224,810,939,135.73
4,973,982,900,709.39
4,692,749,910,013.32
4,411,488,883,139.38
4,064,620,655,521.66
3,665,303,351,697.03
3,233,313,451,777.25
2,857,430,960,187.32
2,602,337,712,041.16
2,350,276,890,953.00
2,125,302,616,658.42
1,823,103,000,000.00
1,572,266,000,000.00
1,377,210,000,000.00
1,142,034,000,000.00
997,855,000,000.00
907,701,000,000.00
826,519,000,000.00
771,544,000,000.00
698,840,000,000.00
620,433,000,000.00
533,189,000,000.00

See ya soon on the 6 o'clock news.

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